MAI: Wow, Yugi, you have such small hands. JOEY: Ain't it a little unfair for a grown woman to go around challenging children at card games? LOSER: It's not fair! I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me to win! TÉA: Since there's only one other female character on this island, that has to be Mai. MAI ( offscreen): You lost, crybaby, now give me your star chips! Then you'll be able to afford speaking lessons, and you'll learn to talk good, like what I do. JOEY: ( thinking) I promise ya sis, I promise that I'll win this tournament and get the prize money. JOEY: Seriously, stop talking, ya dumb broad! Maybe one day, you'll win a card game tournament to help fix my eyesight. SERENITY: Joey, you're the world's best brother. SERENITY: Actually, I'd much rather be at home playing video games. JOEY: To the beach! That's what you said you wanted, right? SERENITY: Where are we, Joey? Where are you taking me, big brother? JOEY: It's at times like this that I actually miss hanging out with my sister. TÉA: Do the words 'robot monkey' mean anything to you? TRISTAN: I can't wait until I get my own episode! YUGI: He's just overly excited, because this is the first episode that actually revolves around his character.

JOEY: ( falls over anime style) Ngggyuuh. TÉA: Yes, but the fact that you're a comic relief character means that you can't possibly win!

JOEY: Even though I'm the clear underdog in this tournament, the fact that I'm a main character pretty much assures me a place in the finals! New Title Sequence plays, with music from the original Yu-Gi-Oh anime Yugios! Apparently, they're Yugi-licious! Okay now where's my f*cking paycheck? YAMI: How exactly do you go about testing something like that? I mean, besides the obvious method.

YAMI: Yes, but Yugi-licious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something? OFFSCREEN VOICE: It lets the kids know that they're tasty! Wait a minute- Yugi-licious? Is that even a word? YAMI: ( holding a box of cereal) Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugios. with ESP.Ĭast (In order of appearance): Yami, Joey, Téa, Yugi, Tristan, Serenity, Mai Transcript Joey must duel against a pair of breasts attached to a woman.

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